1) Don't talk about things you are doing in vent, they always screw up.
2)Reverse Psychology does not work
3)When something bad happens, it's punkee's fault
4)When Punkee is not on it is Kenneey's fault
5)If you have Incriminate and punkee is in your group you must incrim her.
6)When in doubt blame a cleric
7)When in raids with new people expect 20 minute pauses in between pulls for explanations.
8)If you do not make fun of Kenneey at least once a day you will be kicked
9)all runs in experts will end in disappointment
10)all "i"s in words are now replaced with "ee"s
11)when punkee dies you must take a drink of w/e it is you are drinking
12) if you do not have a drink for rule 11 you must get one
13)this is a joke
14)no texting in the raid
15)no eating in raid